Chronicles of a Corporate Gremlin

Working as a junior subordinate at a Fortune 500 company is much like living the life of a gremlin.  Lurking through the paths forged between cubicles, stealing back time via the many portals of the interweb, and sneaking naps under cubicle containers, all the while remaining inconspicuous so as not to provoke the wrath of the upper echelons of management. These are the tales of the gritty, lackluster, overrated and frequently mundane workings of corporate life.