Bathroom Behavior

There is unspoken etiquette in the workplace restroom, or any restroom for that matter. No talking and no staring, as simple as that. Yet, there always seem to be offenders who break the rules. Yes, you might happen to run into your fellow gremlin in the hallway and you both are on your way to the restroom. Maybe he wants to remind you that project X is due next week, but once you reach the threshold of the bathroom, all conversations should cease. The worst offenders carry the convo all the way into the stalls. No, I don't want to hear about your match.com date from last night and no, I definitely don't want to hear about how many birthday parties you're taking your bratty ginger demon child this weekend. Maybe it's the incessant need to fill silent space, but just let a gremlin play brickbreaker on Blackberry while he breaks his own bricks. Is there no decency left in corporate america?